You know you've been to the WELS Youth Rally in Knoxville when...

• you know beyond all doubt that talking snakes are not good.
• you can now safely answer the question, "What is your sign?" with "Laminin."
• you know your conscience is like a leather seat.

• your dreams consist of jugglers shouting "badadada" to a background mash-up of "Rocky Top" and "Fill Me Up."
• your muscles scream, "Rock climbing? Really? What were you thinking?"

• your knees tell you jumping off the wall into the Neyland Stadium with 2 cameras in hand was not a good idea.
• throwing tennis balls at members during a service does have a Biblical application.
• you realize cafeteria food has not improved in 15 years.
• you understand not to dive where Pastor Boggs can see you.

• you've been told that Pastor Enter is "Hot" (taking that in the best possible light, I'd say he is on fire for God's Work...)

• you can respond to, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" even when you have no clue what career you want to pursue.

• you've had proof that 1500 teenagers really can sing Christian songs in unison, out loud, and in public.