Monday, 29 October 2012

You Have Lost Your Road



After a whirlwind arrival in Lilongwe – disembarking from our fourth plane after 32 hours of travel, renting a car, picking up a bag full of Kwatcha, and eating lunch with friends – we hit the M1 in an exhausted daze. 

It was 6:00am our time, 2:00pm Malawi time. I drove until I was more dreaming than driving – a pathetic hour of our 4-hour trip – then handed the wheel to my husband:
“Welcome to Malawi, dear!”
He had a crash course on Malawi driving – keep to the left, pull over when the armed guards wave you to the side, wait there for the president’s convoy to woosh past, avoid potholes, pedestrians and bicyclists, always keep an eye out for diesel, because you never know when you’ll next be able to fill up, and STAY AWAKE!
 
We turned onto the Golomoti Road, following that down and around the switch backs of the escarpment into the Great Rift Valley. The views were stunning – they had to be to keep me awake. Scrub-covered hills descended to the dusty yellow and green flat lands.


With the hills far behind us, we found what we thought was our next turn. The tar ended and a dirt expanse trundled off into the trees. This we followed until we came to a village. There the road disappeared in a maze of round and square houses. Jolting slowly along the pathways past astonished villagers, we finally came to a man in the only vehicle we had seen for many a mile.

We explained that we were trying to find the M10 and asked if he knew where it was.

“Ahhh, Madam.” He shook his head slowly, his expression solemn. “You have lost your road.”

No kidding.

Appraising the lost, somewhat dim-looking azungus, the man decided there was no hope of directing us. “Follow me,” he said and jumped into his battered pick-up truck.

I looked at my husband and smiled. “Having fun yet? There’s always an adventure in Africa!”

After a brain-jarring jog through the last of the village and then cross country through the bush, we revved up a final dirt embankment and found ourselves on a black tar road, stretching out into the distance on either side, seemingly in the middle of nowhere. The man pointed us to the right and after thanking him, we took off with the fast-setting sun over our shoulders.

At Nkapola Lodge
I had miscalculated on daylight hours. Though I remembered that night comes early in Malawi’s late May, this memory did not translate into practicality. Once the sun sets, it is dark. Not dusk. Not twilight. By 5:15pm, it was pitch black, with no lights anywhere in sight. And we were on a strange, narrow road, in an unfamiliar rental car, looking for an unlit sign, with zero hours of sleep.

What a relief to finally pull up at the Nkapola Lodge! A big smile greeted us and helping hands gathered our belongings and whisked us through the dark to the warm, friendly light of the front desk and then our rooms.

We had arrived. Let the holiday begin!